Sonja
Sonja is the nicest, sweetest, most adorable girl that you will ever meet. her eyes are like beautiful stars shining in the gloomy night. her voice as soft as a feather and calm as the ocean on a warm summers night. If one is fortunate enough to fall in love with a Sonja they are almost certainly never going to fall out of love as she is more beautiful that any jewel and more precious than the rarest stone. Once in love, her love cannot be matched. Regardless of how bad your day has been she will always manage to put a smile on your dial. her luscious blond hair is so silky that it is better quality than that produced by silk worms. Once in love with a Sonja you would never begin to imagine what life would be like without her. when others have no clue about what you are saying, Sonja will always understand. She is the most sweet, utterly adorable, smoking hot girl that you are likely to ever meet. You will find that she is the easiest to talk to and will stick by your side during your times of hardship and struggles. She is willing to carry your burdens while you need her to Sonja's love outmatches every one else, so if you ever fall in love with her, consider yourself extremely lucky as you are not likely to find someone quite like her ever again
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
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