Sonix
Legend says that Sonix was one of three Afghani bois that used to chill with 7 kids from Lester B. Pearson Highschool in calgary, Alberta, Canada. These kids called themselves "Kudu soccer freaks". Sonix was one of three brothers, the other two, Bonix and Zonix, apparently lived the same type of life as Sonix and grew up to be Hardcore Afghani Gangster Kudu Soccer Freaks. The kids from Lester B. Pearson High School say that Sonix was beaten severely by his parents when he was little and he grew up to be an amazing Soccer player. The kids say that NOBODY could beat Sonix in a Soccer game or even a challenge in Juggling. You couldn't kick Sonix' ass, just because EVERYBODY had his back. You just couldn't mess with him. Sonix died sometime in June 2006, which coincidentally happens to be the same year in which the 7 kids graduated from Lester B. Pearson High School. The kids say that his spirit roams the halls of the school in search of one last soccer game.
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