sock monkey
Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch. A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again. However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

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