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A new cultural emphasis designed to replace the ability to do one's job well. Since industrial talent distrubutes unevenly across certain gender and racial bounderies, the disparity creates an opportunity for unscrupulous politicians to manipuate the situation emotionally (demagoguery) and take power. The approach relies on research such as Dunbar's "Social Brain Hypothesis," in which the scientist shows that the human brain evolved to be larger in order to have greater "Machiavellian Intelligence," or to be able to better manipulate social situations. It's all about conniving and fucking people to get to the top. The foil of someone with bad "social skills" is the clumsy engineer. However, people tend to forget that the engineer works exceptionally hard, is brilliant at constructing civilizations, and does not become a military dictator easily. Politicians with great "social skills" are the usual suspects. People who promote social skills, things like "EQ," nearly always come at it from a humanitarian angle. They will try to claim that people without social skills are insensitive, mean, or have no "common sense." While this might have some merit, it neglects a critical piece of information. Empathy is not a one-way highway. It allows a mother to take care of a child. It also allows a slick used car salesman to take advantage of an elderly person. It also allows Joseph Stalin to murder 100 million Russian peasants.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..

Michael K. Mar 23
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fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you

Shaina D. Mar 22

The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass

Sam K. Mar 19
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fuck ur mugs i want one for free

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Greg Mar 16
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anonymous .. Mar 15

I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !

Isaiah T. Mar 14

my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss

Kaitlyn M. Mar 14

It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Megan H. Mar 11
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Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.

Russell R. Mar 9

Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting

Nirem P. Mar 9

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Elongated M. Mar 8
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Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!

tiffany a. Mar 7
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its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.

Anish H. Mar 6

Give me the mug

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no n. Mar 4

Best mug ever!

Lumine F. Mar 4

Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift

John J. Mar 4

this is actually a good mug

hart j. Mar 3

It's excellent for memers from NSBHS who would like to have a good laugh every morning.

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