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A Fundemental Christan Women who claims all who are not Christan is evil her husband is a veteran and she has bumper stickers saying "My Kid is a Honour role student" or "I'm a Soccer mom I can't handle it all" or "Land of the free because of the brave" They stay at home talk to other Soccer moms and are connected at the hip she was slutty in collage that's how she passed doing all the professors male and female. She Got Shit Faced 24/7 found her husband on a bar got married has 7 lil'angles who are total dicks. Named Brandon,Edmound, Harry, Kennedy for the girl, and Kaytlin and Howard who the boys will grow up and be criminals and the girls will repeat the cyle. The Father is a veteran from the Persian Gulf war he came back from Iraq boasting about Desert Storm victory makes SIX Figures at a job such as manager or lawyer or became a cop and makes jack shit. The Mom is afraid that her kids will embarrass her and she wants to make more friends so she drags the kids to soccer games and other sports to smoke a joint and gossip. The father is at the firm or VFW and cheating with the secretary at both. The Kids than Finnish a soccer game and go to karate and they think they can kill somebody because they are in Karate. Than it's 11:30 pm the kids come home do Home Work from Honours Algabera. Than have Bedtime. And the cyle resets than they bring a friend over the kid brings a IPod and the mom finds out and kicks the kid out.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right

Weiner B. 2022-04-10

I would eat this mug, no hesitation

AssAndBalls P. 2022-04-07

Its insane

Jimmy B. 2022-04-05

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

rick a. 2022-04-05

I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)

Ben D. 2022-04-03

Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.

Joseph S. 2022-04-03
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Fuck your mugs and your tees

Fran M. 2022-04-03
Review by Heidi A.

This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.

Heidi A. 2022-03-29
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I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”

Ayden N. 2022-03-25

i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there

Gabe U. 2022-03-25

How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy

Jack K. 2022-03-25

I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..

Michael K. 2022-03-23
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fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you

Shaina D. 2022-03-22

The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass

Sam K. 2022-03-19
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fuck ur mugs i want one for free

daniel l. 2022-03-18
Review by anonymous  ..

nice.

anonymous .. 2022-03-15

my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss

Kaitlyn M. 2022-03-14

I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !

Isaiah T. 2022-03-14

You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat

Elongated M. 2022-03-08
Review by tiffany a.

Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!

tiffany a. 2022-03-07
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