Snow Ape
Long ago a great dragon gave birth to the Han master race. As members of the Han rose to power and one of these was a princess of unparalleled beauty and destined to produce superior offspring beyond anything imaginable but on a outing observing the beauty of the ocean her ship was thrown into a mighty a storm. She only survived but she never forgot her people were born of the great ancient dragon and refused to be humiliated again. She ventured into the mountains of the island and found beautiful hot springs. As she happily ran to the spring to bathe a pack of growling beasts attacked her, As nightfall came she was forced to breed with these savages and her screams faded into the night. A creature was born and the once proud daughter of the dragon looked into the eyes of the creature she birthed and uttered two words " Snow Ape ", thus the japanese people were born. Although the Snow Ape people are half savage ape they do possess a small amount of dragon ancestry which civilized them to a small degree. The japanese should never forget their heritage and place below the mighty Han master race but they should feel proud to not be complete savages and remember with their limited intelligence they can still serve a greater purpose to their masters the Han Chinese. Everytime a Snow Ape looks into the distance out into the ocean he or she remembers their place and to be thankful a daughter of the dragon came to their island long ago.
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