smitty Mug
A smitty is a retarted, male squirrel that rapes small, innocent female babies. Smitties are about 5 boners long and are dark brown with glowing purple eyes. When they turn 16 days old they grow wings that come out of each ass cheek to help them fly short distances. They have tails about 3 boners long and is used as a second penis in some cases, for a smitty's tail may also become erect. A smitty's habitat consists of one dark, deep, moist, wide, spacious vagaina. These traits of the vagaina are necessary in order to a smitty to be able to live to its full potential. Smitty's only come out of their homes between the hours of 2-5 in the afternoon. Every smitty carries its own special type of STD called rapies. If you get raped by a smitty chances are they will pass this disease on to you and you will die within 48 hours. Even though all smitties are male they each make two babies. The babies, in order to survive, need to be breast fed by human, female breasts ranging from a C to a high D. If they do not get their milk they will puke blood and poop intestines inside their hom and the host of the vagaina of the smitties will most likely die. Smitties live about 3 months long. When they die they are reincarnated into a Pakastanian terrorist who dreams of world domination. Where do you think Sadam Hussein came from?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
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