Sloth
1. (Noun.) A tree pedophile / person whom makes sexual references and chooses actions that seem awkward at the time but innocent when looked back upon. Sloth Bitches are white chicks who pretend to be whores. 2. (Verb) To Sloth - to slowly walk along side another individual and grasp them with your legs and arms (hands in a closed fingered and cuffed position) while making a small and throaty wailing noise. Commonly used with middle school attention whores. 3. (adjective) A way to describe someone who is weird as fuck but is so fun to be around.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
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