Slorch
A SLORCH is a male or female slut+whore+bitch. A slorch is usually very overly sexual, but watch out not to fall for it... They are not worth the attempt at intimacy; as they are prone to bouts of extreme psychopathic, or psychotic behavior... They are often uneducated and dress very revealing, tight, and trashy because they have absolutely no self esteem or intellect. However, since they've been using their bodies for attention, sex, and control their whole lives; they tend to be extremely self-entitled. This mostly comes from a deep insecurity and a competition with all of their friends who they have a powerful need to feel prettier, and better than. A slorch is never really happy and in fact it's impossible for them be so. However they make sure their social media looks like they are doing extremely well with their #familygoals. They may smoke marijuana while they're pregnant and try to force their meek sexually unfilling husband to have a threesome
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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