Slippery Sammy
You pour skim milk on your dick then lube up her middle toe. Then slide your flaccid milk covered penis in between her middle toe and slightly bigger toe. Then she forcefully slaps your head of your penis about. Then she proceeds to pull out a permanent maker that was originally in he slimy pussy, it is now covered in slimy pussy juice. And with her perky tits takes off the cap of the marker. Then she begins to draw a cat face on your head. Then she goes "Meow Baby" and begins to aggresively ram the marker up the dick hole that is covered with milk, doing this is makes your previously flaccid penis now hard AF. Then slowly sliding her foot away from your nob then she gets her newborn pussy cat to lick off all the milk off the now marker filled dick. Then slides a moldy potato onto your dick and then begins to carve the potato into a clown face and accidentally slits your dick open and the blood pours everywhere into love heart. Then she proceeds to slide her knees along the ground through the bloody love heart and then screams at the top of her lungs bloody hell
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

Love it

Too inappropriate
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !

It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
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