Sleal Mug
A cross between a sloth and a seal. A.K.A. N.D. Common foods of the sleal: They survive mostly on corn-dogs. Their natural habitat is Sleal Island off the coast of Georgia. Be aware of sleal impersonators. To make sure it is an authentic sleal when encountered always ask them to Deal the Neal. No true Sleal can resist this command! The natural predator of the sleal is Buffalo Wild wings chefs. See, seals are born with wings but they do not grow. That is what the B.W.W. people will harvest. Due to the increasing popularities of boneless thursdays, the sleal population is declining, making finding an authentic sleal VERY rare. If encountered report to local animal patrol IMMEDIATELY! On celebrations of formal events you can see an authentic sleal wearing a kilt or a duct taped suit. Sleals are unable to follow written directions. We think this is due to poor eye sight. Mostly due to continuously hitting ones head with clip boards. To keep one preoccupied will be to drawl a target on a brick wall and tell him to step back and hit their head on the target as hard as they can repeatedly hit it until going threw the wall.
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Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
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