Sleal Mug
A cross between a sloth and a seal. A.K.A. N.D. Common foods of the sleal: They survive mostly on corn-dogs. Their natural habitat is Sleal Island off the coast of Georgia. Be aware of sleal impersonators. To make sure it is an authentic sleal when encountered always ask them to Deal the Neal. No true Sleal can resist this command! The natural predator of the sleal is Buffalo Wild wings chefs. See, seals are born with wings but they do not grow. That is what the B.W.W. people will harvest. Due to the increasing popularities of boneless thursdays, the sleal population is declining, making finding an authentic sleal VERY rare. If encountered report to local animal patrol IMMEDIATELY! On celebrations of formal events you can see an authentic sleal wearing a kilt or a duct taped suit. Sleals are unable to follow written directions. We think this is due to poor eye sight. Mostly due to continuously hitting ones head with clip boards. To keep one preoccupied will be to drawl a target on a brick wall and tell him to step back and hit their head on the target as hard as they can repeatedly hit it until going threw the wall.
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
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