Slam Donkey
A "slam donkey" is generally a woman of medium to low levels of facial beauty, but has been blessed with a body that likes to kick. She's a "work horse" in bed and there for only one reason, To take a figurative sexual beating by the male partner, and to be tossed the next day with no remorse or guilt. Shelf life on a "Slam Donkey" is 24-48 hours. After that time they become stale and start to rot. Slam Donkeys Are the middle road of the Slam trilogy. The highest ranking being the "slam pig" the middle rank being the "Slam Donkey" and the lowest rank being given the moniker "Fuck Trench". This deviation in slam nomenclature for the lowest ranking member is due to the fact that memebers of the "fuck trench" classification are the filthiest pigs you will ever encounter. Your penis will be ashamed and so will you, but it will still probabily be worth it. When speaking to a "slam donkey" the proper way to begin the conversation is to walk up to it and say, "DAM GIRL!?!?!? what you been feedin that DONKEY?!?!?" at that point the Donkey will take over. They know their role in life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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