skiing
a sport that is just as good as the others. If you think that snowboarding is better, than thats cool, its your opinion and nobody else should care. But, if you start saying that all skiers are faggots and dumbasses, then get a fucking life. In case you dumbfucks didnt know, skiing came LONG before snowboarding did, and thats why its so damn hard for you guys to get on the lifts and go on long flat parts. they were meant for skiing. Before you insult us, consider that you wouldnt even BE snowboarding if we hadnt started the tradition of going down snow covered slopes. So you can thank us later. And even if you had, then you'd be hiking up every slope because the LIFTS were invented for skiers. Also if you say skiing is gay, and you have never done it before in your life, then how would you fucking know anyway? Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also, just so you know, i dont hate snowboarders, even if there has been more of them now than skiers. I know that there are stupid fucktards out there,and I hate them a lot. But most snowboarders are tight, and have respect for skiers, even more if we go to the terrain parks, like I do (because those are fucking FUN). So overall, share the mountain, everyone can use it. And respect skiers becuase they are just as good as you are, if not better. Seriously, skiing is just as good. fucker boarder: Dude, you ski, thats gay. skier: you wouldnt fucking be here if people like us hadnt started snowsports so shut the fuck up. cool boarder: hes right man youve never skied before either so how do you know its gay? shut the hell up, this dudes cool. Skiing is just as cool of a sport as snowboarding. Source: vail kicks major ass, colorado, dumbass
The Urban Dictionary Mug
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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