Sinova Mug
Sinova is a descendant of the most ancient form of all evils, Count Dracula. He is, therefore, pure evil. == Sinova's Conception == Count Dracucula was killed in 1476, in a battle with the Turks. However, he came back in an undead form one year later, and raped the wife of Muhmadd II(the current emperor of Turkey) as revenge for his death. This sexual act is when Sinova was first conceived. == Biography == Sinova was angry from the moment that he was conceived. He felt both his father's rage from being killed, and his mother's anguish from being raped. 8 months after his conception, Sinova bit through his mother's uterus while she slept, escaping his womb, and killing her. Muhmadd II was in despair, but excepted and raised Sinova as his own. Sinova was a strange child. He had dark powers, much like the Count Dracula. His father tried to control him, while at the same time keep him hidden from the public eye. At the age of twelve, Sinova was fed up with being contained and ran off on his own. Sinova began a cult. He attracted the oppressed and poor people, ones who had been fed up by the nobles pushing them around. He twisted their minds with his dark powers, and had them do his dirty work. They would go off and kill nobles in their sleep, leaving the mark of Sinova on their victims. By the time that Sinova was 20, his cult was the biggest crime syndicate in all of Turkey, and the nobles were afraid. Byazid II began a campaign against Sinova's cult, attempting to restore order to his empire. He wiped out all but 7 of Sinova's minions, and, of course, Sinova himself. However, because Sinova was conceived with Dracula's undead sperm, he too was undead, and therefore could not be killed. Byazid was stumped about how to stop and undead being, but eventually came up with a plan. With the help of a great sorcerer, he kidnapped the 7 Sinova minions in their sleep. Sinova had given these minions some of his dark powers to defend themselves with, however, without Sinova present, these 7 were no match for the great sorcerer. The sorcerer used a spell to transform these 7 minions into stones -dark stones. The next day, Byazid and the sorcerer led a great army to Sinova's fortress. Using the power of the dark stones, they sealed Sinova's fortress underground, along with Sinova, then scattered the 7 dark stones across the face of the earth. == Traits == Sinova has charred brown skin, and a scarred face. He stands 7 feet 11 inces tall, weighing about 150 pounds. He is very slim, with tattered black hair and red eyes. He has several dark powers, which include the powers to wrap objects in a dark aura and suffocate them, and the ability to teleport objects. Even with his fortress sealed underground, he can still teleport things from the above world to underground, which explains why countless car keys and TV remote controls go missing every day. Sinova steals these objects to create anarchy in the world that banished him. Lately, Sinova has taken a liking to video games. Him and the 7 spirits of him minions that are trapped underground like to play FPS games and kill their teammates, to create anarchy. Sinova has charred brown skin, and a scarred face. He stands 7 feet 11 inces tall, weighing about 150 pounds. He is very slim, with tattered black hair and red eyes. He has several dark powers, which include the powers to wrap objects in a dark aura and suffocate them, and the ability to teleport objects. Even with his fortress sealed underground, he can still teleport things from the above world to underground, which explains why countless car keys and TV remote controls go missing every day. Sinova steals these objects to create anarchy in the world that banished him. Lately, Sinova has taken a liking to video games. Him and the 7 spirits of his minions that are trapped underground like to play FPS games and kill their teammates, to create anarchy.
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