single eiffel tower
The Single Eiffel Tower is an example of pure art. To begin to perform such an amazing act, one must first find a partner. Ideally, you would find your partner to be that of someone you fancy (Ie, girlfriend, boyfriend, mate..etc... ). First, start by removing both yours and your partner's clothing. Secondly, have the male in the situation stand over your laid out partner. Placing your feet shoulder width apart and raising your hands above your head and joining them together. The last step seems simple but takes an immense amount of focus. With your hands raised and your feet shoulder-width apart, straddled over your sprawled out partner, bend your knees gradually until your testicles create contact with your partners face, hence creating the shape of the great Eiffel Tower. Repeat the last step until satisfied. A.K.A- "eiffel tower for one"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
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You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
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