Simran
Simran is fine as helllllll, has a hourglass/coca cola redbone typa figure even if she got hip dips they sexy as hell and make her look even more unique than she already is her ass and tits really be poppin and her face..... GODAMMNNNN she is beautiful angelic and even tho im not christian damn her face looks like she came straight outta heaven she has stretch marks but arent even a bad thing theyre not even stretch marks, bruh they be tiger stripes matching her big feisty energy, she so seductive and sexy nd eye catching she may be bold in that way but shes the most loyal honest and caring person ever u will literally be blessed if u knew someone like her u would be hella hella blessed if u got to be her mans ...dont be a prick treat her like the queen she is if u mistreat her i guarantee she will forgive ur stoopid ass no matter how many times u hurt her she is so considerate and always puts other ppl above her nd it usualy takes her a lot of time to realise all her worth once she does and realises that she can do better than u and that she is not gonna accept being mistreated... u are fooked she can cuss a bitch out, dont be a dickhead to her cuz she will make u regret ur existence so DO NOT MISTREAT SIMRAN!!!!! simran is a bhaaadd bitch dont even try nd compete w her there will be jealous ppl out there tryna bring her down and maybe even impersonate her jus cuz all the dudes be crushing on her everyone wants her and she even makes the shy guys try and shoot their shot
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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