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a) male who would say anything just to have sex with anyone, male or female, and after they get the sex from that person they will then either 1) stop calling, or 2) proudly get married to the person, either after some time together or right away, or 3) keeps calling back for more sex until he gets sick of that or finds a new orifice to insert himself into like an electrical outlet b) male who is not in control of his own household c) a man who would literally say or do anything, he approves of anything and everything, he will believe in anything, he would believe in nothing, he has no standards, he would do anything just to get sex out of a woman or from a man d) sitting home crying by the phone ass men who wonder "why won't she or he call me I thought we were in love", "we could be so good together", "we would make a great ass couple", "why she don't want me", "I know she wants me" e) sitting home plotting on another orifice man talmbout "I bet you she gon' let me hit it y'all, watch, look, she goin for it" f) submissive male who enjoys being used, abused, brought to the edge of death, and dominated g) male simpleton, a man who literally does not care h) men who change themselves for sex i) men who see any person in whom they have any sexual or romantic interest, as their prize
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
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