Simp
Simp is an old term but used nowadays more frequently. It is exclusive for men. A simp is a man that his love for women or a specific woman crosses some limits, thus becoming an obsession. More specifically, all simps have one or more common characteristics: 1) They are submissive/subservient to this/these women, trying to attend to all their needs and giving them too much value usually when this/these women did not give them any reason to do so. 2) They 'protect' this/these women when they are 'under attack' from other men in order to seem chivalrous and maybe get their attention through this defensive stance. 3) They disregard their pride and personal identity in order to appeal to this/these women and their tastes. 4) Every other woman, if we are talking about a simp idolizing one woman, becomes obsolete and almost non-existent for them. 5) They truly think they are the most suitable man for this/these women and all other 'competition' is not suitable to treat this/these women as they deserve to. 6) Every other man that approaches this/these women is a threat to their dream and must be eliminated in any way, usually by degrading him in front of this/these women. Sadly all simps, no matter how much they crave the attention and of course sexual satisfaction, they never get the girl and get hate from both sexes for various understandable reasons.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
I have a “gift” for plathering. The definition is right on. Can’t wait to have a cup of coffee across the table from my guy who will TOTALLY get it.
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
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