Simp
Simp A Man that pursues a woman that is obviously not interested in him. The woman sees this as pathetic but will take advantage of it. Such Man idolizes her. He mistakenly believes that with unlimited acts of kindness , he can win her heart and eventually land in her bed. Such Man will give even sexy lingerie to a woman, however fully aware that another man will be pulling off these panties. A Simp will spend the essence of his emotional and financial resources on her even though he will never even get a kiss on the cheek. A Simp will never get any sexual response from the woman he so pursues and idolizes. This is pathetic and counter productive to meeting an actual woman that would be an ideal partner. The woman knows this an will fully take advantage of it. A Simp is a man that will never move off the casual friend list and will be tolerated just as long as the money and gifts keep flowing. The Simp will exhibit undying hope that eventually the woman will accept him as a sexual partner, but this will never happen. The woman who is the target of the Simps affection is usually not extraordinary in any way but she enjoys the attention and uses it as a cruel form of sadistic and masochistic gratification. The Simp is the man that receives the Punishments inflicted on the woman by her Alpha Male sexual partners. Simp-A flogging boy . The only cure for the simp is to completely delete any and all Things associated with the woman, and never see her again. Ever.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
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