SIMP
A simp is a crybaby who can't get pussy no matter how hard he tries. A simp will go and offer a shoulder to cry on or be overly nice to women in order to get with them, and when it doesn't work out, they cry about it for two weeks and move on to their next prey. A simp will do anything to get pussy. A simp will pay for food, bills, buy gifts and act like a bitch in general just to get pussy. A true simp will try to fuck anything with a pussy. Ultimately, he chases after mediocre to below average pussy from females who probably deserve whatever they are getting. Simps are punks, bottom feeders, and laughable. They are antisocial fake depressed weebs who can't use their own skills to get pussy, so they prey on females who should just be left alone to deal with whatever they created. They are the worst type of fuckboys and should be avoided at all costs. SUCKERS WHO IDOLIZE MEDIOCRE PUSSY
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
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The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
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