Simon
A freaking smarttt dudee. Even though his name means "the flap of skin in a females vagina that tears during the first time they have intercourse" (btw thanks for the person who wrote that) Okay well hes a perfectionistt. and even though he might be really smart and ahead of everyone in math class hes still dumber than the 2 most dumbest asian girls in the world .. lets say their names are Sandra and Emily? He studies all freaking day, mornings and nights, yet he will still never be accepted in the world for his point of view of gay polotics. Loves long walks down the beach and korean bbq from korea town with his main man. Short, chubby, dumbish, and has the most interesting shaped chode in man kind! And he never bitches back at you because he always gets OWNED! but hes still a very good buddy :)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
This mug is incredible! It was a great gift for my friend named Jacob, who is definitely gay. (Even though he says he isn't 🙄)
dear Jim. B whose 1 star test review is showing up on top: thank you for your service sir
Hello, I am here to present if this is a real rating system or not. If you are reading this it's a true rating system. But if this doesn't make it, urban dictionary, I know what you are doing.
This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
Cute, good quality, *****!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!
Awesome mugs!
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