Silver Surfer Surfboard
A level 5 sex move, in which the core concept is to ride your lady friend down the stairs. Below are what you need to know in order to complete the act: Preparation- Take your partner to the top of a staircase, and proceed into normal sexual procedures, with you positioned behind her. It is also recommended to use lubricant and have vaginal intercourse in order to maximize the ease of you pulling out your penis. When you are ready to proceed to the act itself, proceed to the steps below (pun intended…) How to perform the Silver Surfer Surfboard- • If her arms are under her, grab them and hold them to her back. • Kick her legs out from under her, and simultaneously pull your penis out. • Immediately after she assumes a position where she’s laying flat, step on her back with one foot. • Immediately after the previous step, grab her arms and pull them towards you. • Then, kick off with your other foot and then immediately move it onto her back as well. • Finally, if you feel confident, you can let go of her arms mid-motion and stand up, you have just completed a silver surfer surfboard! *Note, the larger your partner is, the larger her back is, meaning you will have more area to stand on. Therefore practitioners new to the act are recommended to utilize fat women as partners. Aftermath- Immediately call the nearest hospital and claim your partner fell down the stairs. If you don’t, your partner may not consider doing the act again, because she will be dead.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
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I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
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good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
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