Silver Surfer Surfboard
A level 5 sex move, in which the core concept is to ride your lady friend down the stairs. Below are what you need to know in order to complete the act: Preparation- Take your partner to the top of a staircase, and proceed into normal sexual procedures, with you positioned behind her. It is also recommended to use lubricant and have vaginal intercourse in order to maximize the ease of you pulling out your penis. When you are ready to proceed to the act itself, proceed to the steps below (pun intended…) How to perform the Silver Surfer Surfboard- • If her arms are under her, grab them and hold them to her back. • Kick her legs out from under her, and simultaneously pull your penis out. • Immediately after she assumes a position where she’s laying flat, step on her back with one foot. • Immediately after the previous step, grab her arms and pull them towards you. • Then, kick off with your other foot and then immediately move it onto her back as well. • Finally, if you feel confident, you can let go of her arms mid-motion and stand up, you have just completed a silver surfer surfboard! *Note, the larger your partner is, the larger her back is, meaning you will have more area to stand on. Therefore practitioners new to the act are recommended to utilize fat women as partners. Aftermath- Immediately call the nearest hospital and claim your partner fell down the stairs. If you don’t, your partner may not consider doing the act again, because she will be dead.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Now this has been my favourite mug by far. I put the word of scrunkly on it just as i had envisioned. Now to know why i picked a scrunkly mug, we need to go back all the way to the year of 2016. It was a day like no other, the birds were tweeting. We were all laughing while playing in the playground. Then came that fateful moment. A cackle was heard screeching throughout the lands. I turned my head in complete and utter fear. Two seagulls stood there. One was cackling while a red liquid dropped from its mouth. The head of the seagull next to it was missing. The seagull had consumed its friend's head! A betrayal, no... a parley even! To this day I still hear the words which left that evil beast's beak. It said, "Awww, the scrunkly". It then flew off into the sunset, leaving nothing but chaos and carnage behind. Anyways 10/10 for the mug. Would buy again.
Love it. I can't wait to give it as a gift yo
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
My grandma is HOOKED
my grandma loved it!
Based mug
Well madder nice print. 8 0z cup. I'd prefer a mug but will be ordering 3 more. Just my cuppa tea (or coffee). Americans always make fun of some of the things I say. Recently my brother and I were talking about the Trawna Maple Leafs. I decided to look it up and sure enough there is was Trawna the city I grew up in. Now who has the last laugh.
pushin 🅿️ w this mug😩
Fast service. Precisely what I ordered.
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
It's an amazing product!
Easy to order and packaged well!!
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
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