Silver Surfer Surfboard
A level 5 sex move, in which the core concept is to ride your lady friend down the stairs. Below are what you need to know in order to complete the act: Preparation- Take your partner to the top of a staircase, and proceed into normal sexual procedures, with you positioned behind her. It is also recommended to use lubricant and have vaginal intercourse in order to maximize the ease of you pulling out your penis. When you are ready to proceed to the act itself, proceed to the steps below (pun intended…) How to perform the Silver Surfer Surfboard- • If her arms are under her, grab them and hold them to her back. • Kick her legs out from under her, and simultaneously pull your penis out. • Immediately after she assumes a position where she’s laying flat, step on her back with one foot. • Immediately after the previous step, grab her arms and pull them towards you. • Then, kick off with your other foot and then immediately move it onto her back as well. • Finally, if you feel confident, you can let go of her arms mid-motion and stand up, you have just completed a silver surfer surfboard! *Note, the larger your partner is, the larger her back is, meaning you will have more area to stand on. Therefore practitioners new to the act are recommended to utilize fat women as partners. Aftermath- Immediately call the nearest hospital and claim your partner fell down the stairs. If you don’t, your partner may not consider doing the act again, because she will be dead.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
I have a “gift” for plathering. The definition is right on. Can’t wait to have a cup of coffee across the table from my guy who will TOTALLY get it.
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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