Sicilian
Italians from the island of Sicily. Sicilians do not consider themselves Italians, but a separate subculture. The people of mainland Italy, and the rest of the world as a whole, consider Sicilians the trash of Europe. The men of Sicily are full of bravado but are, in actuality, pussies. They preen and fuss over their appearance like self-indulgent teenage girls, all the while avoiding anything remotely resembling manual labor. The women of Sicily are not much better, as they sprout hair all over their bodies at about the age of 25 (see mustache and back hair). Unfortunately, no one has explained to the Sicilians how worthless they are and they continue to wrongly believe they are sexy and virile. When visiting Sicily, do not carry anything of value as it will probably be stolen by a gang or lone individual carrying a weapon. They will not attack unless guaranteed to succeed through overwhelming numbers or firearms. And do not count on any help from the police since they are criminals as well. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE SHOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH A SICILIAN MALE! Any woman who does so will be used as a punching bag or ticket out of the slum before being unceremoniously dumped.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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