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Sexual Act Only Capable of Being Preformed by the Talented: A male or female human, and/or animal forms a tight seal over the anus of his or her sexual partner (usually with the lips of the mouth--though the differing biological attributes of species may change this slightly, e.g. elephants may use their trunks) and attempts to suck all accessible fecal matter from the consenting colon into the mouth. Due to the high volume of pressure, any gaps in the seal tend to produce a sound which in addition to the act is similar to that of a ShopVac. To aid in the facilitation of procuring large amounts of feces enemas may be preformed on the partner's anus prior to start. Opinions differ on the proper disposal of said excrement after the process is complete. Some enthusiasts simply ingest though this is not encouraged due to increased health risks. Others attempt to force it back into their partner with mixed results depending on the consistency. Still others get more creative, painting their partners, putting it in or around their own anus, mixing it with various other substances. or vomiting uncontrollably. Many of these fetishists are also very particular about what food they consume before the event. Very popular is performing this act while in the midst of a regimented colon cleanse.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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