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DONT even get me started. ok im already started your fucked. a shitty mini van would be characterized by a '93 or below mini van (especially with the plasic laminate bullshit wood trim)(we all know thats laminate bullshit). it looks like shit, runs like shit, drives worse. and you should buy a new fucking car already. it also probably has the stupid plymouth double-halogen piece of shit mini lights that are rusted out at the bottom.. and the brake lights dont even work. another thing thats fuckin hilarious is watching the person try to use the directional, because the wipers go off at the same time because the electrical system is so shitty the wires were spliced wrong... and dont even get started with the shitty plastic spinning rims you got at autozone for 5.99 each that just come off as soon as you pull 70mph on the 135 seaford-oyster bay seaford-syosset expressway whatever the fuck you wanna call it im not gonna get into that argument now .. come to think of it they would probably stay on because that piece of shit wouldnt even make it past 45 without the master cylinder flying out of the engine block/blowing a head gasket/overheating.. some more shit would be the plymouth sign falling off, the obnoxious 37-spoke ugly hubcaps

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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BEST MUG EVER I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT THIS OUTSTANDINGLY AMAZING MUG THAT MY FRIEND GOT ME AS A "SPECIAL" CHRISTMAS PRESENT IF YOU KNOW HWAT I MEAN

danielFeb 28

Great idea. Nice mug and well proportioned

Manley P.Feb 27
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Im gay so love this mug

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Great product. Timely shipping. Highly recommend this establishment. Thanks!

RICK G.Feb 27
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Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout

Scout S.Feb 26

It was hilarious and I loved it

Spencer W.Feb 25

bloody fantastic. yes you found a real review that isn't from a bot!

shit f.Feb 25

So funny and fun to share. Great gift

Michelle B.Feb 25
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I have a persona/troll character on Roblox named: HaunCoolGamer, I bought this bc the actual definition of Haun totally fits Haun's brand.😎 10/10: Very epic.

Haun C.Feb 25

sicko mode mug bought this, great mug. would recommend to friends

sicko moseFeb 25

Good quality, not cheesy.

Gail L.Feb 24
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It’s an awesome mug

Claire L.Feb 23

it's great get it with the definition of your b and make it cuteee

Kevin J.Feb 23

Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.

Martin D.Feb 23
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Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.

CustomerFeb 22
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my friend loves funky monkey mug

no A.Feb 21
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.

Cary B.Feb 21
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¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!

SANDRA S.Feb 21
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I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back

Breea L.Feb 21
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