Shit map
The stain made in your undercrackers, clothing or similar made by a follow-through or badly wiped bottom. Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris). An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.
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