Sheet Game

This is a friendship-building game to see how well you know your friends. It requires a large, white bed sheet - the top sheet without the elastic corners. As the sheet hangs width-wise, you cut four tennis ball-sized holes equally spaced along the sheet. Next, you pick the first player, who goes by 'PK' during the game. He stands on one side of the sheet and can optionally be blind-folded. His four best friends line up on the other side of the sheet and stick their schlongs through each of the holes in the sheet. The player must give dome to each of his four friends and try to guess the identity of each friend. A correct guess means that a new player is chosen and the game is repeated until everyone is tired.