Shayane
A Shayane is an ethereal beauty walking this earth. She is fit, but can eat a pizza by herself and steal half of yours too. She is humorous in a way that only the closest of friends will understand. She is open to others in a group, but shy when alone with just somebody. Shayane has the most alluring eyes that are bright blue during summer, green in the winter and grey when she's sad. And when she gives you her absolute, undivided attention with those striking eyes and you meet her stare, try not to shake at the sheer power in them. Her hair is a saturated, dirty blonde colour, with streaks of light brown. A Shayane has the best ass ever. She is a great listener and more often that not does she give you a solution to your problem that has something to do with hitting, even if she isn't *that* aggressive herself. Many people flock to her, because she is such a kind-hearted woman. She is very caring and understanding. Everyone wants to be her for a day. Shayane cannot, for the life of her, cook or hold presentations well. You will create the best memories of your life with her, mainly because she is the girl that comes up with the worst ideas that you go along with. And god help anybody that messes with her friends. She isn't a great academic, sporty on occasions, yet she has this uncontrollable energy inside her. She has a happy-go-by aura that attracts everyone, men and women. She has a hidden side that tends to stay hidden. Everybody needs to have a Shayane in their lives.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
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