Shawna
The name given to all gold hair green eyed angels after being stripped of their wings and sent to earth. The first was a gold winged angel that god had created for his own pleasure. He named her Gold and instantly became infuated with her flawless beauty and the sweet taste of sin. During day 43 of God and Golds whiskey and angel dust fuled fuck fest, an asteroid struck the earth. Realizing this bitch was bad news for the universe he was responsible of he did what any god would do. With tears in his eyes and Buck Cherry "crazy bitch" blairing threw out the heavens. He snorted one last line off of her ass that was so perfect he'd never be able to create another like it. Ripped her gold wings from her back and threw her to earth. Followed my her golden wings and his diamond tears. He then set a new law in heaven that any angel born with gold wings will not be named and shall be stripped of their wings and sent to earth. The law was known as Scentenced to Humanity Afore Winsomness induces Nympholepsy in the Almighty or Shawna. This is why any man that is lucky enoughf to find a Shawna instinctual gives her a ring made of gold feathers and diamond tears.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect!
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
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