Sharpless

One in an office environment, particularly a loner who is physically repugnant and socially unredeeming in any way, who seeks to maneuver by heirarchal flattery and other banal officespace machiavellian tactics more attractive and socially agile co-workers out of their jobs with the sad notion that they will not be around to draw desperately needed female attention from him. Always lives alone. Collects comic books and old rock albums. Assumes the attutude of a hipster without possessing any hipster qualities. Apparently unware of shoulder flakes. Will typically work as an editor and will fire interns who don't sleep with him.