shane
bf application: I'm shane, I'm 17, love to cuddle, athletic, I play soccer basketball baseball and volleyball, I also play piano violin guitar ukelele and trumpet. I'm loyal as hell. I show so much love. I'm 6'3. white... duh. blonde hair. blue eyes. funny. and I can get freaky and im over protrctive asf also you can steal my hoodies if u want... Umm fav color red/blue, fav food pasta, dont have a fav movie or tv show i watch too many, my passion is music 100%, im an amazing cook/chef, i do good with kids, i have 5 pets, im a pre big gamer, im hella smart, i live in Queen Creek, fav brand is nike, i play 15 different instruments, i can be a couch potato sometimes, i love to ft, i can be pre clingy, i can get jelous easily sometimes, ive never once cheated in my life and never plan on it. Also i love Tøp, panic, mcr, green day, and cavetown. Im really nothing special people say ive been cheated on 5 times. I have major trust issues along with anxiety and depression. People call me fat and ugly but I laugh in their face and tell them you just mad u aint as hot as me. And i just want to make something last forever with someone
The Urban Dictionary Mug
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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