Shahi Naan Kebab
Shahi Naan Kebab (noun) The Southall sacrament, performed only inside the most iconic of the Shahi Naan Kebabs - the one perched on the bridge by Southall Station. It starts innocent: A group of Punjabi dudes loaded on Jameson enter the kebab shop. Jaspal orders a large lamb shish. But while the naanâs heating, Gurdeepâs already bent over the counter where they usually carve the meat. The chef, still rocking his greasy apron, doesnât give a fuck - he just keeps shaving doner slices while using the same tongs to spread chilli sauce straight into Balrajâs crack. Meanwhile, the server is behind the till with his gloves still on, wanking Manpreet off like itâs part of the meal deal, slapping garlic mayo across his shaft in perfect zig-zags. Tony gets body-slammed onto the salad counter - shredded lettuce and diced onions sticking to his sweaty back like confetti - while Harryâs cock disappears between the naan stackers by the grill. The ânaanâ part? Thatâs when the chef slaps a fresh butter naan straight onto Gurdeepâs arse like a hot compress. The âkebabâ? A spitroast so deep the sneeze guard rattles, with the server chanting âextra sauce, bossman!â mid-thrust. By the end, the Coke fridge is splattered, the floorâs a minefield of cum, chilli, and naan crumbs, and the chef casually wipes the counter down before handing the next customer their order â like nothing ever happened.
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