SHAFTT rating

Pronounced "Shaft", as in Samuel L. Jackson's role in the blockbuster motion picture "Shaft". Rating system for date-able women. A woman's SHAFTT rating measures the ability of her physical attributes to earn her a meeting with your mother, and ultimately, a long term relationship. Significant scientific research at Bro U has determined that this is the MOST accurate measure for a woman's "hotness" Auxiliarily a measure of her ability to attract shaft, or male attention. An acronym describing her physical attributes in no particular order. S - Stomach H - Hips A - Ass F - Face T - Thighs T- TITS Each of these categories is rated on a 5 star rating, based on that particular male's taste, or preference.