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James was here to pick me up. I'd been sleeping, so I quickly threw some clothes on to get in his car. "Hey!" I say. He doesn't respond. He was staring right at my chest. I look down in confusion and realize - in my hurry, I forgot to put on a bra! My white t-shirt revealed everything. James is smirking. "I can see you stare." "Darling, I'm not trying to hide it. I see how you look at me." He says slyly." "It's pretty hot in here..." I say softly, removing my shirt. "Get in the backseat, love." He says, pulling off his shirt. We begin to make out. I straddle him, and he clutches my ass. Harder and faster, with slow, passionate kisses in between. I feel his erection underneath his sweatpants. His kisses work down my neck and to my tits. They're wet, and so am I. I unbutton his pants. "I want to hear you beg for it." He says slyly. "Please daddy, please give it to me!" I moan. "That's what I like to hear." I look him in the eye and grab his waistline with my teeth and slowly pull his pants off. I pull his dick out and caress it. I open my mouth and put it in. "You dirty little thing," he says, moaning, "take off your pants." I do as he says. I pull off my pants and slide his dick in. I ride him cowgirl style as he clutches my ass and moves me up and down. He's kissing my tits softly as he fucks me harder. I moan. "I'm going to cum!" "Do it." He says. And I do. We cum simultaneously as it spreads throughout his car, all around us. I scream and quiver with pleasure.
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