sex story
this is only part one!!! once a few years ago, i went to a club with a few friends, and met a girl, who we can call abby. me and abby hit it off, had a few drinks and we head back to her apartment. this is the moment i knew something was going to go down. i knew it was going to be my head. as soon as we get inside, she grabs me by the tits, pulling them out of my low cut shirt and smushing them together. she plays around with my double ds while making out with me, and i can feel myself getting wetter and wetter. i pull her head away from mine as i fall to my knees, and push her onto her sofa. she lays down, and spreads her legs. i knew she wasn't wearing panties, as she lead my hand down to her clit while we were sat at the bar in the club. i stare her dead into her eyes as my stick my middle and ring fingers into her mouth and she begins to sensationally suck on them. this makes me even more aroused. i take them out, spit on her vagina and begin to finger her while still holding eye contact. 'ahhh ~' she moans while cocking her head back in excitement. lmk if you want a part 2 to this story, i have a lot more info if you guys want it!!
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