Sex story
It was a dark winter night, I was on the phone to my boyfriend and we were talking as we do most nights. He was the sexiest, most-popular boy in my school and every girl wanted him in their bed. All his exes always talked about how big his dick was but I always thought they were rumours. He told me to sneak out of my house at exactly 10:00pm, I was very confused but he said he wanted to have some fun. He met me round the corner from my house and told me to follow him through a dingy alley and towards a corner where no one could see us if we laid down. It was so dark and we could barely see each other. I felt a touch on one of my huge tits and it felt good-I pretended like I didn't realise at first, until he started squeezing both of them harder and harder and I started biting my bottom lip to stop myself from moaning He then moved his hands down past my waist and to my ass and slowly lifted me onto him. Then he started bringing my ass closer to his dick but I was only wearing joggers and they were quite thin so that then meant I could slightly feel his 10 inch, rock solid dick against my throbbing pussy. I then put my hand down his pants and started giving him the hand job of a lifetime he couldn't hold his moaning in any longer and neither could I. He started penetrating me and I almost passed out-it was the best night of my life.
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This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
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