Sex story
It was a dark winter night, I was on the phone to my boyfriend and we were talking as we do most nights. He was the sexiest, most-popular boy in my school and every girl wanted him in their bed. All his exes always talked about how big his dick was but I always thought they were rumours. He told me to sneak out of my house at exactly 10:00pm, I was very confused but he said he wanted to have some fun. He met me round the corner from my house and told me to follow him through a dingy alley and towards a corner where no one could see us if we laid down. It was so dark and we could barely see each other. I felt a touch on one of my huge tits and it felt good-I pretended like I didn't realise at first, until he started squeezing both of them harder and harder and I started biting my bottom lip to stop myself from moaning He then moved his hands down past my waist and to my ass and slowly lifted me onto him. Then he started bringing my ass closer to his dick but I was only wearing joggers and they were quite thin so that then meant I could slightly feel his 10 inch, rock solid dick against my throbbing pussy. I then put my hand down his pants and started giving him the hand job of a lifetime he couldn't hold his moaning in any longer and neither could I. He started penetrating me and I almost passed out-it was the best night of my life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
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Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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