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this is for you hornys "OMG!! YOUR SO BIG!" she screamed as her boyfriends pumped into her throbbing pussy. he groaned under his breath because of the pleasure he was expiriencing from her tight pussy. he grabbed one of her huge tits and gripped on to it as he thrusted faster. she could barley breath anymore as she was on the verge of cumming. "mmmng~" she moaned as he siezed hold of her throat and choking her very harshly. he slammed her head against the bed as he slid deeper and deeper into her and she got closer and closer every time. "SUCH A FUCKING SLUT FOR ME" he said basiclly screaming at the satisfaction he was experiencing. they both were very close to cumming as she felt like she was in heaven. "I-IM GONNA MMMHMMGN~ C-CUM" she screamed as she moaned. "ME TOO BABY"he replied. he felt the knot in his stomach grow as he leaned in and passionatly kissed her. she moaned into the kiss sending vibrations down his throat. that almost sent him over the edge. "CUMMING" she screeched as she pulled away from the kiss. in that moment liquid squirted far out of her pulsing hole. he couldnt hold it in anymore and realeased his hot,sticky liquid into her tight, pink hole. they both keeped grinding riding their high. they felt like they were on cloud nine. both of them collapsed when they finished. "that was amazing" she said. "i know" he responded.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
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