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this is for you hornys "OMG!! YOUR SO BIG!" she screamed as her boyfriends pumped into her throbbing pussy. he groaned under his breath because of the pleasure he was expiriencing from her tight pussy. he grabbed one of her huge tits and gripped on to it as he thrusted faster. she could barley breath anymore as she was on the verge of cumming. "mmmng~" she moaned as he siezed hold of her throat and choking her very harshly. he slammed her head against the bed as he slid deeper and deeper into her and she got closer and closer every time. "SUCH A FUCKING SLUT FOR ME" he said basiclly screaming at the satisfaction he was experiencing. they both were very close to cumming as she felt like she was in heaven. "I-IM GONNA MMMHMMGN~ C-CUM" she screamed as she moaned. "ME TOO BABY"he replied. he felt the knot in his stomach grow as he leaned in and passionatly kissed her. she moaned into the kiss sending vibrations down his throat. that almost sent him over the edge. "CUMMING" she screeched as she pulled away from the kiss. in that moment liquid squirted far out of her pulsing hole. he couldnt hold it in anymore and realeased his hot,sticky liquid into her tight, pink hole. they both keeped grinding riding their high. they felt like they were on cloud nine. both of them collapsed when they finished. "that was amazing" she said. "i know" he responded.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
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