sex explained
1) A man or a girl at school will get attracted to one another, because the man's penis is so large and the girl can see it, and go to one of their houses. 2) The girl will lead the man to her bedroom, and she'll strip down to nothing, revealing her vagina, and boobs. 3) The guy may squeeze the girl's boobs for a bit, or just enjoy looking at her vagina. 4) The girl will get the man to take off his clothes, revealing the penis. After that, the girl will go down to her hands and knees. 5) The girl opens her mouth, and closes her lips on the penis, while the man cums in her mouth. 6) Once the girl is finished swallowing cum, the man grabs the girl by the ass, and throws her onto the bed. 7) The man will take his penis and shove it into the vagina, and the girl will screech a little bit. The man starts moving it around the vagina, continuing to cum. 8) While the man is doing that, the girl will continue to scream, and start encouraging the man to go harder, or faster, agreeing that this is the right thing. They may stay up for a while at night doing this.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
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i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
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It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
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Guys do i buy a sex mug?
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My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
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