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Zackery and Madi were only friends that had occasional sleepovers. They were both still virgins, although they were both 17. On one of their sleepovers Madi was very horny. So was Zackery. Madi could tell that he was excited which made her wet. Madi signalled Zackery to follow her. Madi lead Zackery to the bathroom locking the door behind her. It was quite awkward, but they both knew what they wanted to do. Madi slowly took of Zackerys jeans and shirt. She lay on top of him feeling his cock grow 2 inches. Madi couldn’t take it anymore. She took off his underwear and took of her own shirt and pants. She was wearing nothing but a blue thong. Zackery decided to go full out he said “Suck on me baby.” Madi gave him a long blowjob. Not soon after she felt hot seamen run through her mouth. She swallowed all of it. Zackery said “I have to repay you for that.” as he ripped off her thong and started exploring her pussy whither his young hitting her g-spot constantly she had an orgasm and moaned out of pleasure. They started fucking Zackery cummed in her but fortunately she was on the pill. They went in for round 2 as Madi started riding Zackery like a whore. They were both moaning as they both fell into orgasms. Then Zackery lead Madi out of the room leading her to the kitchen counter they both finished up and planned have another sleepover in a couple of days. I’m
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I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
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Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
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Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
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