Sex
Zackery and Madi were only friends that had occasional sleepovers. They were both still virgins, although they were both 17. On one of their sleepovers Madi was very horny. So was Zackery. Madi could tell that he was excited which made her wet. Madi signalled Zackery to follow her. Madi lead Zackery to the bathroom locking the door behind her. It was quite awkward, but they both knew what they wanted to do. Madi slowly took of Zackerys jeans and shirt. She lay on top of him feeling his cock grow 2 inches. Madi couldn’t take it anymore. She took off his underwear and took of her own shirt and pants. She was wearing nothing but a blue thong. Zackery decided to go full out he said “Suck on me baby.” Madi gave him a long blowjob. Not soon after she felt hot seamen run through her mouth. She swallowed all of it. Zackery said “I have to repay you for that.” as he ripped off her thong and started exploring her pussy whither his young hitting her g-spot constantly she had an orgasm and moaned out of pleasure. They started fucking Zackery cummed in her but fortunately she was on the pill. They went in for round 2 as Madi started riding Zackery like a whore. They were both moaning as they both fell into orgasms. Then Zackery lead Madi out of the room leading her to the kitchen counter they both finished up and planned have another sleepover in a couple of days. I’m
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
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