Sex
I was sitting on the couch and she was sat next to me I stared at her as she read her book. Her tits were huge. She then realised that I was looking. I quickly turned away. “Sorry” I said awkwardly. “Don’t be” then she leaned in. Our lips locked. It was amazing. I grabbed her neck as she held my thigh. She stopped and moaned loudly in my ear. I was so turned on. After that we moved into her bedroom. She ripped my clothes off- everything but my bra and thong. I then did the same to her. I sat on the bed and then she straddled me. Her fingers grazed my body. Her touch felt so tender. She undid my bra strap and took my bra off. I fell back on the bed and she started to suck my tits. It started in circles but ended on her sucking my nipples. I moaned so loud. She then licked down my body down to where my thong was. She slipped it off so slowly and then ate me out. She hit my clit so many times . I came and she ate me out even more. I told her I had a surprise for her so we rolled over and I got the vibrator out the bedside table. I took her thong off and shoved it in her already wet pussy she moaned louder than me after a while we decided to watch some porn and we both got super horny again. We started making out and then we scissored for most of the night she then shoved the vibrator in my pussy until we both fell asleep
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙
It DIDNT break :D
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
This is made by my friend i love it
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
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