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My parents were on a business trip and I was home alone. I texted Tyler if he wanted to hang out. Tyler was the hottest guy in school and I was popular and hot so I wanted a chance with him. After a few minutes, my doorbell rang and Tyler was standing infront of me smirking. He sat down on the couch with his legs wide apart. I slowly walked towards him and sat on top of him. I whispered "fuck me hard, daddy" and he replied with "anything for you, Sarah." We began kissing me aggressively and my hands were running up and down his back. His hands went under my shirt and to my bra. He took my bra off along with my shirt and tossed it on the floor. "They are huge" he whispered and began licking them. After a few minutes, my tits were all wet and he moved on to removing my skirt. I realized he was fully dressed so I stopped him and I began to remove his shirt. I licked his chest and abs over and over and he got up. He picked me up and pushed me on the ground. He took my thong off halfway and lifted up my skirt. He put his head under my skirt and I began to moan as he licked my pussy over and over. He began kissing my lips and I wrapped my legs around his hips. He carried me to my room and pressed me against the table. I took off his pants and he shoved his 9 inch cock in. I screamed and yelled "Harder Tyler, harder!" He did as I said and I screamed. We both couldn't walk after that.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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