Sex
It was about 1am and Me and my boyfriend, Jack, were watching a movie. A sex scene came on. I saw him getting a boner. He looked at me embarrassed. âDo you need help with thatâ I asked âyesâ he replied. I took of my skirt and underwear and he took his jeans and boxers off. I started to suck his dick and he was screaming my name. I lied down on the couch and he guided his duck through me. âFasterâ I yelled. He did as I said. I came and he was smirking. We continued to have sex until we were both satisfied. By now it was about 3.30am At his house he had a pool. âWanna go for a swimâ he asked âIâve not got my bathing suitâ I told him âHow about we go nakedâ he said âOkayâ I took off my shirt and bra and then we walked outside He took off his shirt We got in the pool first and then decided to get in the hot tub I straddled him and we made out Our best friends Kyle and Poppy came out and saw what we were doing. They were dating too. We immediately stopped. The four of us got in the pool, still naked and the boys went inside to get drinks. Me and Poppy started to make out, we were rubbing each otherâs pussyâs. The boys cane out âDo you guys wanna have an orgy.â Kyle asked, âyaâ we reply and then the 4 of us have sex until about 8 in the morning.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think itâs hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she canât use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
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I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
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"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
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