Sex
It was about 1am and Me and my boyfriend, Jack, were watching a movie. A sex scene came on. I saw him getting a boner. He looked at me embarrassed. “Do you need help with that” I asked “yes” he replied. I took of my skirt and underwear and he took his jeans and boxers off. I started to suck his dick and he was screaming my name. I lied down on the couch and he guided his duck through me. “Faster” I yelled. He did as I said. I came and he was smirking. We continued to have sex until we were both satisfied. By now it was about 3.30am At his house he had a pool. “Wanna go for a swim” he asked “I’ve not got my bathing suit” I told him “How about we go naked” he said “Okay” I took off my shirt and bra and then we walked outside He took off his shirt We got in the pool first and then decided to get in the hot tub I straddled him and we made out Our best friends Kyle and Poppy came out and saw what we were doing. They were dating too. We immediately stopped. The four of us got in the pool, still naked and the boys went inside to get drinks. Me and Poppy started to make out, we were rubbing each other’s pussy’s. The boys cane out “Do you guys wanna have an orgy.” Kyle asked, “ya” we reply and then the 4 of us have sex until about 8 in the morning.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
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Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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