Sex
The best thing ever where a guy and a girl get together. They get naked, the guy gets his big wet cock dripping with cum and shoves it up the girls vagina. Once the cock is in it roles around and it feels great. The women and man then start to make noises, this is called a moan. They do this because of how great it feels. Sex is hard work and is tiring so always drink lots before you do it. Although it is such hard work it is worth it because of how great it feels and also you get a prize at the end. This prize is children. Sex can also be a women with a women but that is pointless because you can't make babies then. It can also be a man on a man.
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